Friday, March 21, 2008

Some redneck fun

Mmmmmmm, what a tasty treat!

Redneck condos!

Redneck tanktop. Look at it closely. Oh so sexy.

Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Things that make you go hmmmmm

I'm feeling all sorts of healthy and beautiful today. Lets view some products that have helped me achieve this!



A new definition for HOT PANTS! Electronic Fat Reducing Sauna Pants, plug yourself in and watch the fat melt away. Hooooo boy, its hot in here!



Hmmm, well, I really won't tell you what this is, but I'll give you a dollar if you can correctly identify the mystery massager! Ooooh, I gave you a hint! Here is another one- Maren likes milkshakes!


My ears are now beautiful and clean thanks to this Ox Horn Ear Pick with the beautiful red dangly tassle!


My family is also happy today because I used this nifty LIGHTED (they say lighting, eh) Ear Pick on them. Seeing down the canal is definitely the way to go.


Don't feel like digesting yourself? Let this handy dandy Digestion Belt help you out!


Here fishy fishy! Mommy has a nice treat for you! Don't forget to nibble around the nostrils, I do like to breathe.



Hmmmmm, another thing I won't tell you what it is. My lovely CL friends already know! Don't spill the beans please.




Now you too can singe off your eyelashes like the rest of us talented folks! Pretty in pink too.



And just for fun, a little linky poo for you. GasBGon Man, I really need one of those pairs of panties! Oh, and this would go great with the Digestion Belt. Wear that dynamic duo and you are set for life!

Saturday, February 2, 2008

Rob's new girlfriend

Rob is not a morning person. Neither am I. But the kids are. So, I get up with them. He'll stay in bed longer. And that darn cat just sneaks in to cuddle with him as soon as I leave. She'll also glare at me when I walk in to get anything. I think she's saying, "MINE!"





Tuesday, January 1, 2008

Pretty in pink


I think I need to get my hair cut like this!

Friday, December 28, 2007

I AM SICK

VERY ILL. Ahnah is making me post so fine, I will post. But I am sick and I don't
have to like it. I also don't have to do my wash or take down my tree or basically do
anything that sick people shouldn't have to do.

When is it January?????


Merry Christmas, Y'all!

Sunday, December 23, 2007

Verah Verah Smaht

A preview of things to come?

View from my lap




This is the view from my lap. Rather cute I'd say. A little pinchable too.